Hard Luck Cruise
                  by Bill Zeitler
                  (Excerpted 
                  from Messing Around In Boats)
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                 I'm thinking that the old nautical superstition 
                  (bananas on a boat bring bad luck) might be true. I ignored 
                  that warning in my provisioning for my one-week cruise down 
                  the Delaware Bay, and look what happened!
                 After almost 1000 miles and several years of 
                  power cruising in my 6hp PMT (Poor Man's Trawler) Amenity, a 
                  Bay Hen 21 sailboat converted for shallow water power cruising, 
                  I had come to feel quite at home on the upper Chesapeake Bay.
                
                  
                    
 
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                Although the Delaware Bay is almost unanimously 
                  reported as a rather unpleasant place to cruise, highly commercial 
                  (crabbing and fishing) vs. the more yachty Chesapeake Bay, opening 
                  directly to the Atlantic Ocean, a very busy shipping channel, 
                  potential violent weather and high sea states, few nice nooks 
                  to anchor in for the night, few hurricane holes, near nonexistent 
                  fueling stops, low and boring, flat, mosquito infested, reedy 
                  shoreline, fog prone, I decided to have one final cruise for 
                  the year 2003, a first time, one-week familiarization cruise 
                  down the western side of the Delaware Bay, a round trip of nearly 
                  200 nautical miles from Wilmington to Lewes, Delaware.
                 By the end of the first day my handheld GPS would 
                  not acquire satellites, my much needed handheld depth finder 
                  quit, my installed marine VHF radio quit (I carry a handheld 
                  backup), the weight of the oranges, apples, and bananas in the 
                  gear hammock: pulled the fittings out of the cabin bulkhead, 
                  and my AT&T cell phone told me "No Service."
                 NOAA radio had predicted dense fog for the next 
                  several mornings. Man did they get that right! A thick, drippy 
                  fog settled in overnight and did not clear until about noon 
                  the next day. Morning navigation (for me) was out of the question. 
                  A few local crabbers, however, zoomed through the fog to deploy 
                  and/or tend their pots. I think that is called '"local 
                  knowledge" or just perhaps "making a living" 
                  vs. just messing about in small pleasure boats.
                
                  Lovely (!) Port Mahon, Delaware
                 Although I always anchored near shore in the 
                  small, infrequent, but navigable rivers (Mahon and Leipsic), 
                  I did on occasions blow my red plastic lung powered horn when 
                  I heard powerful (but invisible) engines roaring my way through 
                  the fog.
                 By the way, the bottom mud in this area is like 
                  chocolate pudding. It took my three Danforth anchors to somewhat 
                  hold me in place against the very strong spring (and reversing) 
                  tidal flows, and even then I dragged a bit.
                 When the fog cleared enough for me to get underway, 
                  I continued down the Bay on the second day towards Lewes. My 
                  charts showed that I had to avoid the Bombay Hook Shoals. This 
                  required me to cross the shipping channel, head for the interesting 
                  Ship John Shoal Lighthouse, and then recross the shipping channel 
                  to get back to the western shore.
                
                  Ship John Shoal Light
                 Although I have often navigated through many 
                  of the so called "minefields" of crab pot floats, 
                  I had never snagged one. First time for everything I guess. 
                  Black floats in choppy water are extremely hard to see. Suddenly 
                  I was captured. I immediately killed the engine and tilted it 
                  up to evaluate the situation. Now I love to eat crab cakes and 
                  greatly respect the crabbers' work and investments. Luckily 
                  the crab pot float line was not wrapped around my prop. I was 
                  able to cut the line and reattach it to a float, saving the 
                  pot still sitting on the bottom, and was on my way. The required 
                  lifting (with one arm) of my 83-lb., 6hp, 4-cycle Yamaha engine 
                  up out of the engine well however did a job on my 70-year-old 
                  back. By the end of the day I had snagged two more crab pot 
                  floats. Oh my aching back!
                 Then, without a depth finder I ran into some 
                  mud well offshore that was not supposed to be there but was 
                  able to safely escape to deeper water. Although my boat hook 
                  works as a shallow water depth finder it is not the best.
                 NOAA was predicting more (and more dense) fog 
                  for the next several mornings. I made a mental remark, "Hey, 
                  this is supposed to be fun...and it's not working out that way." 
                  I decided that there was no way I could cruise only half days 
                  (starting each day about noon because of the fog) and complete 
                  my cruise plan. I decided that the prudent mariner course of 
                  action was to abort and turn back for home. It helped my ego 
                  to recall one of Tristan Jones's global circumnavigation cruises 
                  where he was met with adverse conditions and reportedly simply 
                  decided to go around the world the other way! I tried my AT&T 
                  cell phone to call my wife about my change of plans but was 
                  greeted with the words "No Service." Enough hard luck 
                  is enough!
                 I now have a greater appreciation for the real 
                  sailors who claw their way to their objective, tacking back 
                  and forth for 20 miles to make good one mile towards their goal. 
                  In my case I had to use every relatively fog free daylight hour 
                  to claw my way back up the Delaware Bay and River to Wilmington 
                  and to my car and trailer at the Newport, Delaware facility 
                  on the Christina River.
                 By the end of the fifth (and fog prone) day I 
                  was able to make it to the refuge behind Reedy Island in the 
                  Augustine Beach area of the Delaware River. I somehow got through 
                  to my wife on my cell phone advising her I was coming back two 
                  days early and where I was. NOAA continued to declare Fog Advisories 
                  and now also was making remarks about 20 knots or more winds. 
                  The fog was so thick and heavy that the winds could not blow 
                  it away. I was faced with two days of wet slogging and pounding 
                  up the Delaware River, often wind against the tidal flow.
                 I anchored in the small refuge area along with 
                  four large sailing cruisers flying Maple Leaf flags. This time 
                  of the year many Canadian "snowbirds" cruise down 
                  the East Coast of the U.S., head up the Delaware Bay, go west 
                  through the C&D (Chesapeake and Delaware) canal to get to 
                  the Chesapeake Bay, head down the Chesapeake Bay, then on down 
                  to Florida or out to the Bahamas, etc.
                 By midnight I knew it would be another soupy 
                  night as I could not see the anchor lights of the nearby Canadians 
                  or even the extremely bright lights of the Salem nuclear power 
                  plant on the other side of the river. Now and then throughout 
                  the night I could hear the low, somber bellowing of fog horns 
                  as ships and tugs made their way invisibly in the shipping channel 
                  on the other side of Reedy Island.
                
                  Morning at anchor, where is everything?
                 The next morning the fog was so thick that I 
                  could not see the shoreline and nearby Augustine Beach boat 
                  ramp which was only 20 yards away off my port beam! In a brief 
                  moment of slight visibility I noticed that someone on shore 
                  was flashing their car headlights in my direction. Clearing 
                  off my binocular lenses I saw my wife standing by the side of 
                  her car trying to get my attention. Through sign language and 
                  marital mental telepathy it was decided that I would weigh anchors 
                  and very cautiously motor to the nearby boat ramp, totally invisible 
                  in the fog but on a compass bearing of 300 degrees magnetic.
                 She suggested, and I agreed, that rather than 
                  continue on I might want to take Amenity out at this boat ramp, 
                  lock her up, and make her fast to the pier. She would drive 
                  me back to my original launching ramp near Newport, Delaware, 
                  about an hour car drive away. I would retrieve my car and boat 
                  trailer, return to Augustine Beach ramp, take the boat out there, 
                  and return home by land. The alternative was to wait until about 
                  noon for the fog to clear and then experience a slow, wet, pounding 
                  two-day river trip back to my original starting place.
                 The boat came out at Augustine Beach! By the 
                  time I was ready for the highway it was noon. The fog was just 
                  clearing. I was home in an hour, two days early, safe, warm, 
                  dry, aching back, and exhausted. Interesting trip indeed! Guess 
                  I'll try this cruise again next year, but without bananas!